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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Citizen of Vanuatu
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
train driver
man
dentist
doctor
shepherd
farmer
a spy
policewoman
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.