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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
oscillator
leaked all over
an East Timorese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
doctor
soldier
surgeon
a spy
woman
tramp
policeman
bus driver
student
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Dan
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