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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
flusher
leaked all over
a Lebanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
doctor
train driver
surgeon
farmer
shepherd
a spy
policewoman
tramp
milkman
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Dan
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