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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
vibrator
leaked all over
a Cypriot
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
student
woman
tramp
policeman
surgeon
dentist
child
doctor
a spy
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