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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
pilot light
leaked all over
a Botswanan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
soldier
bus driver
doctor
shepherd
TV personality
taxi driver
policeman
a spy
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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