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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
pilot light
leaked all over
an Ukrainian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
policewoman
taxi driver
farmer
man
policeman
a spy
dentist
milkman
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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