Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
resistor
leaked all over
a Citizen of the Dominican Republic
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
woman
soldier
ticket inspector
student
TV personality
taxi driver
surgeon
bus driver
tramp
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.