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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
a Somali
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
shepherd
policewoman
taxi driver
student
policeman
doctor
ticket inspector
child
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.