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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
child
sailor
farmer
man
a spy
surgeon
train driver
soldier
dentist
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Dan
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