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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
flux capacitor
leaked all over
a Tajik
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
train driver
a spy
policewoman
woman
sailor
shepherd
TV personality
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doctor
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