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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
water softener
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
dentist
milkman
child
policeman
tramp
policewoman
farmer
a spy
soldier
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.