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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
cider
dispenser
leaked all over
an Egyptian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
sailor
TV personality
train driver
ticket inspector
bus driver
child
dentist
tramp
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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