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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Kuwaiti
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
policewoman
sailor
taxi driver
a spy
tramp
bus driver
doctor
man
surgeon
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