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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
TV personality
taxi driver
surgeon
policewoman
a spy
pilot
soldier
train driver
bus driver
policeman
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