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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Lithuanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
tramp
bus driver
shepherd
taxi driver
policewoman
soldier
man
woman
pilot
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