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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
Babycham
dispenser
leaked all over
a Puerto Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
sailor
policeman
ticket inspector
TV personality
policewoman
dentist
soldier
a spy
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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