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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Kuwaiti
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
child
surgeon
soldier
ticket inspector
bus driver
policewoman
doctor
policeman
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.