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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a Croatian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
TV personality
bus driver
ticket inspector
policeman
woman
train driver
shepherd
policewoman
milkman
farmer
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