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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
flat white
holder
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
dentist
pilot
milkman
ticket inspector
taxi driver
child
woman
farmer
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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