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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
cappuccino
holder
leaked all over
a Colombian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
student
policewoman
dentist
tramp
policeman
a spy
farmer
ticket inspector
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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