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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
defrost circuit
leaked all over
a British Virgin Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
pilot
milkman
taxi driver
farmer
TV personality
policewoman
train driver
a spy
man
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.