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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
guard spanner
leaked all over
a South African
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
policewoman
sailor
shepherd
a spy
surgeon
bus driver
TV personality
taxi driver
woman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.