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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Mauritian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
TV personality
sailor
taxi driver
man
train driver
bus driver
ticket inspector
soldier
child
shepherd
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