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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
screed washer
leaked all over
a Bahamian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
tramp
man
TV personality
taxi driver
policeman
dentist
surgeon
woman
policewoman
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.