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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Botswanan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
student
pilot
policewoman
farmer
milkman
tramp
a spy
bus driver
train driver
doctor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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