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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
pilot light
leaked all over
a Fijian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
tramp
child
soldier
ticket inspector
woman
bus driver
pilot
TV personality
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.