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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
pilot light
leaked all over
a Namibian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
ticket inspector
dentist
bus driver
milkman
pilot
taxi driver
shepherd
policeman
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.