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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Gabonese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
man
milkman
surgeon
tramp
taxi driver
dentist
student
train driver
shepherd
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