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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Bruneian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
bus driver
ticket inspector
doctor
woman
tramp
soldier
pilot
policewoman
train driver
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Dan
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