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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Saudi Arabian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
a spy
train driver
pilot
man
policeman
woman
student
tramp
surgeon
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Dan
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