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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Peruvian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
TV personality
ticket inspector
pilot
sailor
policeman
tramp
surgeon
doctor
taxi driver
a spy
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Dan
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