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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Palauan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
taxi driver
ticket inspector
shepherd
dentist
student
farmer
sailor
child
doctor
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Dan
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