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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
koala 🐨
guard
leaked all over
a Turks and Caicos Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
a spy
ticket inspector
milkman
woman
surgeon
train driver
pilot
doctor
student
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.