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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
koala 🐨
guard
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
doctor
a spy
ticket inspector
man
taxi driver
child
TV personality
shepherd
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.