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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
blackbird
guard
leaked all over
an Argentine
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
student
train driver
farmer
woman
ticket inspector
bus driver
man
shepherd
tramp
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