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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
magpie
guard
leaked all over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a Greek
a British Virgin Islander
a Mozambican
a Liechtenstein citizen
a Wallisian
a Palauan
a Mexican
a Gibraltarian
a Marshallese
an Icelandic
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