Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
robin
guard
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
TV personality
a spy
policeman
bus driver
taxi driver
milkman
woman
sailor
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.