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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Jordanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
child
man
student
milkman
tramp
policewoman
doctor
farmer
shepherd
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