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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
a Gambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
student
milkman
train driver
shepherd
farmer
TV personality
doctor
woman
sailor
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Dan
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