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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
a Barbadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
child
ticket inspector
tramp
soldier
shepherd
milkman
man
dentist
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.