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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Burundian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
milkman
policewoman
TV personality
surgeon
farmer
student
train driver
tramp
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.