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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Bahamian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
surgeon
a spy
ticket inspector
TV personality
soldier
child
student
tramp
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.