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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Burmese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
a spy
student
shepherd
pilot
sailor
TV personality
doctor
taxi driver
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.