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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
milkman
woman
sailor
a spy
ticket inspector
bus driver
doctor
soldier
taxi driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.