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Bad maintenance
My train's
toilet
resilience circuit
leaked all over
a Kosovan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
farmer
soldier
dentist
pilot
ticket inspector
policewoman
shepherd
student
a spy
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Dan
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