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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
retainer
leaked all over
a Jamaican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
shepherd
policewoman
farmer
train driver
tramp
taxi driver
child
surgeon
bus driver
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