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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
compressor
leaked all over
an Iranian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
ticket inspector
doctor
a spy
pilot
shepherd
milkman
policewoman
woman
surgeon
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