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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
compressor
leaked all over
an English
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
farmer
tramp
soldier
policewoman
policeman
train driver
woman
man
ticket inspector
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Dan
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