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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
compressor
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
TV personality
surgeon
dentist
student
child
policewoman
sailor
a spy
taxi driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.