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Bad maintenance
My train's
pantograph
wire crimper
leaked all over
a Colombian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
ticket inspector
a spy
student
farmer
policeman
TV personality
man
taxi driver
bus driver
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Dan
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